Enrique (he/they) | 26 | Texas | Gay | Snapchat: eorci4-96 | Instagram: enriqueorci | Twitter: @the_enrigay
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
boag:
Why did my friend’s manager do him like this IDJSJFKSKFNSKFNAJFN
I don’t care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.
*puts a flower behind my ear* great news, everybody! im redeemed now. i had a redemptive arc. you can trust me with the elemental shards now
minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn’t have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn’t he handsome
huh
Me (a furry) pretending I don’t like furries
thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you’re exchanging niceties and they say “hello! how are you” and you say “im fine how are you :)” and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say “so how are you doing?” and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad
Some Archen! 🐓🦖
Just homies being homeboys, what’s better than that?
Image ID: yellow bumper sticker that says “horn if you’re honky” in all capital black block letters